Man, I am doing work for Butler University right now and all I can think about is Augustus Waters.
I am at a Starbucks and a guy just started hitting on me, eh, it happens. BUT THEN he was trying to tell me that all women are a mystery. I proceeded to tell him that maybe if he stopped treating women as one amorphous blob of mystery maybe he wouldn’t be so mystified by women. He did not receive this well. However, the conversation continued and then when he tried to insist that all men have penises I said no, and then the saddest and funniest thing happened.
HIM: Wait, are you a Feminist?
HIM: (Obviously back peddling) OH, oh, now I see..where you are getting.. your thinking. Alright. Goodbye.
AND THEN HE LITERALLY SCAMPERED AWAY.
I am going to Utena again.
I haven’t seen it since I was 12. Let’s see how messed up I’ll be this time.